so what's the deal with this page? simple, Milhouse is trying to come clean to Bart about what has been happening between him and Lisa for the past few nights. and as you can see, Bart isn't buying it... in addition, I've decided to whip out some guesses to Simpsons logic here.
when you think about it, Martin, even though is pretty lame, will probably get laid before Milhouse. but hey, feel free to disagree with me.